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So the retail staff  was tired of greeting customers in the same old ways:

“Are you finding everything ok”?

“Can I help you with something”?

“If there is anything you need, feel free to ask”?

So  they came up with some more interesting ways to greet folks in the store… enjoy!

1. How’s Life?
2. What’s New In Your World?
3. Welcome To prAna.
4. Are You Familiar With prAna?
5. Let Me Know If You Don’t See Your Size.
6. Did You Know We Have Free Yoga?
7. We Only Keep One Of Every Size On The Floor. Let Me Know If You Need A Different One.
8. Are You Visiting From Out Of Town? How Do You Like Boulder?
9. Don’t Touch That!
10. How Did You Make It Past The Fox?
11. Hi!!! (loud enough to startle but not loud enough to make pee)
12. I See You.
13. Is That Snow? (only works in warm seasons)
14. Scientists Say The Future Will Be Far More Futuristic Than Originally Thought.
15. Do You Smell That?
16. Why Are You Here? (vetoed)
17. Did You See That Pedestrian Almost Get Hit? (vetoed)
18. What Music Should We Put On?
19. BANG! You’re It. (see disclaimer in #11)
20. Did We Mention That Everything Is Free Today?

Which one is your favorite or do you have something to add to the list?